About this Chris Wolstenholme impostor Tumblr

It’s not fair that Matt and Dom have their own “WTF is Matt/Dom Wearing” tumblrs so I decided to create one for Chris. No hate, I love Chris, Dom, Matt, their music, Musers and everything Muse. This is purely for fun so no haters, plskthx.

After much thought given I decided to rename this blog from “WTF is Chris Wolstenholme Wearing” to “Chris Wolstenholme” to more adequately suit the nature of it slowly turning into more of a Wolstenappreciation blog. I’ll still post “WTF is Chris Wolstenholme Wearing” photos but this name change will give me more leeway and freedom in reblogging and posting more Wolsten-thematic stuff instead of only photos of whatever he’s wearing that I can make snarky comments on. 

Chris Wolstenholme is the bamf bassist/backing-vocalist/DILF/harmonica-god/manliest-man-alive for the best live British rock band Muse. He is extremely fertile and can get you pregnant with triplets with a single stare. 

Feel free to ask me anything and I’ll get back to you as soon as I am able to. I don’t bite if you’ll be nice. 

I like presents too so please submit Wolsten photos/gifs and I’ll credit you. I’ll need all the sources I can get to keep this blog going. I just really, really, really love Chris okay.

(P/S: I made that Wolstenfootball gif so please credit me. Or not. Whatevs.) 

(PP/S: I AM NOT CHRIS WOLSTENHOLME. Just making it clear. I am simply a rabid Muse fangirl and Wolstenfan. Follow the real Chris on twitter at @CWolstenbeast) 

(PPP/S: Please visit my personal blog at Plug In Beanie too, it would be real nice of you. If you want, y’know. *shuffles feet*)